Live Chat Cats And Silly Stock Photos

My previous blog posts delved into the customer service color’s influence on customer mood. (“Does a Blue Phone Number Make You Calm?“) Well, it’s Friday, and it’s time for a little fun. I gathered several of my favorite pictures of customer service representatives, complete with banter commentary.

Need immediate keg support now before the cool kids show up to your party? Chat with the polo-clad kegerator expert, and maybe he’ll tell you a few stories about his fraternity glory days.

Tina Fey, is that you? Did you forget your morning coffee?!

I want to chat with this one, she looks like she knows something I don't.

She must provide great customer service; she’s just so…smiley!

What a flawless complexion. I don’t know if I want to chat with her about my issue or just ask for skin care advice. What’s that guy doing in the background?

Can't find it? Let him help, but he won't be happy about it.

Well, I’d love some live help, but only if I have 20/20 vision and the manual dexterity to click on your tiny little icon!

I think Mary may have accidentally shipped away her retirement plan too.

This just out: Santa is a bike technician in the off-season!

Anyone else see any good customer service stock photos out there? Any as silly as the cat with the headset? Traditional comment board is not functioning but the Facebook one is.

Yes, I’d Love Some Antioxidant Juice With My Toilet Paper

I was browsing Alice.com today and added toilet paper to my cart. “You

might also like…Sunsteen Mangosteen Antioxidant Juice.” What?! To see if this was an error, I added a different kind of toilet paper. Again, I was encouraged to try out the superfruit juice. Apparently, if you go to the bathroom, you should also remove the oxygen radicals that enter your system every day (not an entirely bad argument…)

Add toilet paper to your cart, Alice.com suggests antioxidant juice

Part of the customer experience (about one-third, actually, according to STELLAService) is providing sleek usability and useful online tools. Alice.com is missing out on the opportunity to increase my purchase by failing to recommend relevant products-how about hand soap? Air freshener? To the moon, Alice!